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6 Reasons Why You Just Need A Good Beer, Not A Boyfriend


We’re a society obsessed with love. Everyone believes that they need to find their perfect man and have their fairy-tale happily ever after if they want to be truly happy in life. The truth, however, is that you don’t need love to lead a good life.

There is more to life than just men and relationships. Here are 6 reasons why you just need a good beer, not a boyfriend.

1. Beer Won’t Break Your Heart

No one has ever had their heart crushed by a beer. It can’t lie to you or pretend that you mean more to it than you do. More importantly, it can’t change its mind about you all of the sudden and leave you all alone. Even if it wanted to, a beer couldn’t possibly hurt you the way that a guy can.

2. It’s Easier to Find Than a Good Guy

Aside from enjoying a low-calorie and fruity can of Long Shot seltzer at home, you can always go to any bar and find a wide selection of great beers! Sure, you’re also going to find some guys there too. Chances are, however, that none of them are really that great and are probably going to be too pushy anyway.

3. You Can’t Get Stood Up by Beer

Beer won’t ditch you to go hang out with other beers. When you need it, it’s always going to be there. Unlike guys, beer has your back and will never abandon you when you need it most. Whether you’re sad, happy, or hanging out with your friends, beer is always reliable.

4. Beer Isn’t Confusing

You can know for sure where your beer came from, where it’s been, and what it’s made of. It has all its information listed clearly on the label. Unfortunately, guys don’t have that label and they might end up giving you pretty unclear information about themselves. As well as that, beer doesn’t have endless conflicting emotions and changes of heart that will leave you bewildered.

5. After a Long Day, Beer Will Be There to Listen

It doesn’t care how long you need to vent about your day for, it will still be there to listen to your problems without judgment. Beer will happily sit there with you while you try and make sense of the difficult time that you’ve had. To make things even better, they won’t create more problems for you as men will.

6. Beer Can’t Treat You Like Sh*t

Let’s be real, beer is just a drink. It couldn’t possibly act like an as*hole even if it wanted to. The worst it can do it give you a hangover if you have too much of it, but if you’re careful, you won’t need to worry about that. Guys will hurt you and treat you like trash, but beer never will.

Beer is just fundamentally better than men. As long as you drink in moderation, it can’t do anything to hurt you. It especially can’t hurt you in the way that a man can. So, next time you start longing for a boyfriend even though your last one broke your heart, go and grab a nice, cold beer instead.

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Eva Jackson