After 50 years of marriage, an elderly couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt something strange. She felt her husband massaging her like he hadn’t done in years.
It gave her goosebumps as he touched her neck, and then he started caressing her neck and shoulder while slowly working his hand down only to stop on her stomach.
Then, he proceeded with the ‘massage’ and he placed his hand on her inner arm, only to work down her side while gently passing over her buttock and then down to her calf.
He was touching her thigh when he suddenly stopped and rolled over without saying a word.
The wife got aroused by the ‘caressing’ and when he stopped, she asked him in a loving manner, “Darling, the thing you were doing was amazing. Why did you stop?”
To that, his husband responded: “I found the remote.”
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