When it comes to love, I’m an old-fashioned girl. I believe in honesty and simplicity. I search for genuine love, the one that has the power to electrify every single cell in your body and make you feel things you’ve never felt before.
It’s simple. It’s all or nothing. You either love me with all of your heart or you leave me be. You either express your deepest feelings to me or you don’t try at all.
Because, if there’s anything I hate the most then that’s the childish, immature and manipulative games most people like to play. I would never allow myself to be subjected to sadistic and devious mind tricks.
I would rather stay single forever, then be with someone who…
1. FAKES DISINTEREST
Look, behaving like an emotionally unavailable jerk won’t make me fall in love with you. Hell, it won’t even make me interested in you.
It’s just not how it goes. If you like me, make sure you show it to me. And maybe say it to me? Because it’s the only fricking way for me to ever find out!
2. DESPERATELY TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS
Oh, hell no. Don’t even think for a minute that flirting with other girls and ghosting on me will make me jealous. It would only make me furious and determined to end the relationship.
A sweet dose of territorial and affectionate behavior from our guy is something we all enjoy every once in awhile, but intentionally making someone jealous is just sick.
3. FINDS IT HARD TO RESPOND TO MY CALLS
Sorry, but if you want to be with me, I can’t deal with an unpredictable and immature behavior. If I asked you if you wanted to hang out with me, I expect you to be honest and say it like it is. Don’t make me wait for your call and wonder where the hell are you.
4. PLAYS HOT AND COLD IN THE RELATIONSHIP
I’m sure I’m not the one who hates this kind of insensitive behavior in a relationship. If you want to be with me, make yourself clear. But, if you fear commitment and you have other plans for life, let me know. I won’t tolerate your “hot and cold” behavior.
5. LIES ABOUT HAVING THE SAME INTERESTS
When it comes to the worst, this is the worst of the worst. Lying about your personality in order to impress someone? I’ve never heard of anything shallower and more miserable than this.
And what’s even sadder, I will know when you try to lie to me about this. So, I suggest you accept your differences and uncover your true identity.
6. INTENTIONALLY DATES ME TO GET BACK AT AN EX-PARTNER
Realizing you are someone’s rebound can be quite disturbing. But, there’s nothing like being a person’s revenge slave. It’s completely disrespectful and inconsiderate.
I will never let you use me as a cheap trick in order to get back at your ex. Your past experience does not concern me at all!
You can do whatever the hell you want, but don’t you dare put me into your manipulative and immature games!
7. FAKES LOVE TO GET ME IN THE SACK
This is probably the most inconsiderate and hurtful thing most people do. Tell me, how could someone lie about their feelings in order to get laid? Have people completely lost their minds and compassion?
If the only thing you want from a person is sex, then look for someone who can satisfy your hunger. Don’t make me fall for your cheap talks about love and serious relationships.
8. KEEPS OUR RELATIONSHIP HIDDEN
If you ever dare to make this relationship secret and hide me like I’m some kind of an escort girl, believe me, I won’t hesitate to put an end to all of it.
I won’t be treated with disrespect. And I won’t be treated like a nobody!
9. REFUSES TO TEXT ME
Sorry, but if you are not going to text me or call me to ask how my day was, don’t expect to hear from me again. If I notice that you’re not paying attention and you’re not contributing to the relationship, I’m out.
10. KEEPS ME HANGING
A little bit of uncertainty is fine by me. A tiny bit of mystery is sexy, and it certainly piques my interest. But, if I see that you’re playing me and tricking me into some kind of manipulative game, I will leave.
No, I won’t let you keep me obedient and right there where you want to while you’re out there having the time of your life.
11. PROMISES TO BE LOYAL AND THEN SECRETLY HOOKS UP WITH OTHER PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK
A definite no-go. Loyalty is an extremely important value for me. Something I truly respect in a person.
I can promise to be loyal to the grave, but if I catch you sneaking behind my back, it’s over for us. Read it and weep. O V E R!
12. BEGS FOR ME TO COME BACK ONCE I GET TIRED OF HIS CRAP
Nothing bothers me more than an irresponsible man who behaved like a douchebag, got what he deserved, but once you got tired of his crap and left, begged for you to come back.
Ah, please. Be a man and own up to your mistakes. It’s your decisions that made this happen. Accept it. Accept the fact that you’ve been left alone and it’s probably because you deserved it.
Image:Thomas Ruppel
