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7 Reasons You Don’t Need A Partner This Summer, You Only Need A COLD BEER

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Even though having a romantic partner is an amazing thing, there are people who prefer to wait until they find the right person instead of wasting their time on some guy or a girl with whom they are not happy.

And waiting is definitely better with a glass of cold beer, right? 🙂 

So, here are 7 reasons why instead of having a partner this summer, you must have a cold beer!

1. A GOOD COLD BEER IS EASY TO FIND. A GOOD PARTNER NOT SO MUCH

I don’t want to sound negative, but good men and women don’t come that often. A cold beer, on the other hand, is always there for you when you want it. And you can more easily find the flavor that’s just perfect for you.

2. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH

Because beer won’t change its mind during hard times. It will come to you always when you ask for it. And it will come cold and refreshing. Your guy or your girl may leave you, but beer will always stay with you in good times and in bad times.

3. BEER IS NOT COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING

The label of the beer is located on the back, so you know exactly where your beer is coming from without further questioning their qualities and intentions. Men and women don’t come with labels. You can never know what you’ll get in the end.

4. NO ONE GOT STOOD UP BY BEER, EVER

Beer won’t ever ditch you to hang with another beer. It won’t let you go as long as you don’t let it go. And while men and women can be sometimes flaky, you can always count on your cold beer to cheer you up and be with you.

5. BEER WON’T BREAK YOUR HEART

Beer won’t break your heart and then get drunk only to call you a month later for a booty call. Beer will at least have the decency to leave you alone if you two decide to part ways.

6. WHEN YOU GET HOME AFTER A LONG DAY, BEER IS THERE TO LISTEN TO YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY

A glass of cold beer will always listen to you at the end of the day. It won’t ask you questions. It will be with you, cheering you up and refreshing you, always. It will be your best friend and therapist.

7. BEER COULDN’T BE AN ASSHOLE EVEN IF IT TRIED

Well, the closest that a beer can get to being an asshole is to give you a hangover the next day after indulging in it too much. But, can you blame it?

So, go on, grab a cold beer and enjoy your freedom! ;) 

Image: Mehdi Esfahani

Mary Wright